Troy’s sexual orientation is his business alone. Do not give him more face palm moments or unwarranted creys.
Dear fan boys: One’s sexual orientation does not determine how much ass someone is capable of kicking through their musical skill. If anyone in Mastodon was/is into dick, it wouldn’t make any difference. It’s their lives, their business, and we don’t really have any right to know what’s going on in their private lives, anyway. Let’s focus on the music and stop spreading rumors.
Also, this is a wonderful GIF.
Mastodon aren’t perfect either (no band is), but they’re damn near close!
If you live in the ATL metro area and would like to meet someone who runs this site, there are three good chances coming up in the next week.
Doro (that’s me) will be at El Myr from 2:00 PM to when the fuck ever for a birthday party. I will also be seeing Sons of Tonatiuh on July 11th at the Archive Gallery, and I’ll be seeing Torche/Big Business on July 14th at The Earl.
If you will be in town and attending one these events, come meet me! It would be cool to actually get to hang out with some of the followers of this humble little fan site. Be nice to me, maybe buy me a drink, and all will be good. I’ll be the chubby red-head :)
Send a message to my ask box HERE if you’re coming to one of these events - I’d like to know in advance!
DAMN! I did such a good job today that I think I’m just going to applaud myself! *clap clap clap* Yes, yes, I am truly wonderful! Yes, I do bring all the boys girls to the yard! Yes, I am a guitar god that 13-year-old boys try to emulate through crappy YouTube video covers! *clap clap clap clap* GO ME!
first gif ive ever made…tis ok…its off the mastodon vid for oblivion.







