Wiser! - @33bigfoot- #webstagram
Just doin my job - @bhinds- #webstagram
Ahh yes, the old “put a hot girl in a Mastodon tee and see how many likes you get” trick.
Troy has been named among CTV’s Sexiest Bearded Celebrities! Our lovely favorite bassist finds himself at #11 on the list, just under Brad Pitt, Tom Brady, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis. Not bad!
It’s a knockout!
AWW, BRENT’S THINKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE CAN’T DO WITH A BROKEN FOOT :’(
Some people talk to plants, some people talk to cars, some people talk to pets, but Brent talks to guitars.
Fuck Yeah ASStodon!!!
Troy’s sexual orientation is his business alone. Do not give him more face palm moments or unwarranted creys.
Dear fan boys: One’s sexual orientation does not determine how much ass someone is capable of kicking through their musical skill. If anyone in Mastodon was/is into dick, it wouldn’t make any difference. It’s their lives, their business, and we don’t really have any right to know what’s going on in their private lives, anyway. Let’s focus on the music and stop spreading rumors.
Also, this is a wonderful GIF.
Mastodon aren’t perfect either (no band is), but they’re damn near close!
Brent Hinds discusses “Contemporary Radio Rock”
“Korn? Are they that band that goes “RACACACACA”? Are they singing about Caca? WTF?”
“I don’t hate Disturbed, I just hate how popular shit can become”
*Excuse the Anti-Semitic rant by Brent’s friend*
If you live in the ATL metro area and would like to meet someone who runs this site, there are three good chances coming up in the next week.
Doro (that’s me) will be at El Myr from 2:00 PM to when the fuck ever for a birthday party. I will also be seeing Sons of Tonatiuh on July 11th at the Archive Gallery, and I’ll be seeing Torche/Big Business on July 14th at The Earl.
If you will be in town and attending one these events, come meet me! It would be cool to actually get to hang out with some of the followers of this humble little fan site. Be nice to me, maybe buy me a drink, and all will be good. I’ll be the chubby red-head :)
Send a message to my ask box HERE if you’re coming to one of these events - I’d like to know in advance!