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+ Ahh yes, the old “put a hot girl in a Mastodon tee and see how many likes you get” trick.

Ahh yes, the old “put a hot girl in a Mastodon tee and see how many likes you get” trick.

+ Troy has been named among CTV’s Sexiest Bearded Celebrities! Our lovely favorite bassist finds himself at #11 on the list, just under Brad Pitt, Tom Brady, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis. Not bad!

Troy has been named among CTV’s Sexiest Bearded Celebrities! Our lovely favorite bassist finds himself at #11 on the list, just under Brad Pitt, Tom Brady, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis. Not bad!

+ It’s a knockout!

It’s a knockout!

O.o

O.o

AWW, BRENT’S THINKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE CAN’T DO WITH A BROKEN FOOT :’(

Some people talk to plants, some people talk to cars, some people talk to pets, but Brent talks to guitars.

+ Fuck Yeah ASStodon!!!

Fuck Yeah ASStodon!!!

Ugh, the gay rumors AGAIN? Come on, guys.

fuckyeahtroysanders:

knzay:

Troy’s sexual orientation is his business alone. Do not give him more face palm moments or unwarranted creys.

Dear fan boys: One’s sexual orientation does not determine how much ass someone is capable of kicking through their musical skill. If anyone in Mastodon was/is into dick, it wouldn’t make any difference. It’s their lives, their business, and we don’t really have any right to know what’s going on in their private lives, anyway. Let’s focus on the music and stop spreading rumors.

Also, this is a wonderful GIF.

Mastodon aren’t perfect either (no band is), but they’re damn near close!

Brent Hinds discusses “Contemporary Radio Rock”

“Korn? Are they that band that goes “RACACACACA”? Are they singing about Caca? WTF?”

“I don’t hate Disturbed, I just hate how popular shit can become”


*Excuse the Anti-Semitic rant by Brent’s friend*

Hey Guys…

If you live in the ATL metro area and would like to meet someone who runs this site, there are three good chances coming up in the next week.

Doro (that’s me) will be at El Myr from 2:00 PM to when the fuck ever for a birthday party. I will also be seeing Sons of Tonatiuh on July 11th at the Archive Gallery, and I’ll be seeing Torche/Big Business on July 14th at The Earl.

If you will be in town and attending one these events, come meet me! It would be cool to actually get to hang out with some of the followers of this humble little fan site. Be nice to me, maybe buy me a drink, and all will be good. I’ll be the chubby red-head :)

Send a message to my ask box HERE if you’re coming to one of these events - I’d like to know in advance!

+ DAMN! I did such a good job today that I think I’m just going to applaud myself! *clap clap clap* Yes, yes, I am truly wonderful! Yes, I do bring all the boys girls to the yard! Yes, I am a guitar god that 13-year-old boys try to emulate through crappy YouTube video covers! *clap clap clap clap* GO ME!

DAMN! I did such a good job today that I think I’m just going to applaud myself! *clap clap clap* Yes, yes, I am truly wonderful! Yes, I do bring all the boys girls to the yard! Yes, I am a guitar god that 13-year-old boys try to emulate through crappy YouTube video covers! *clap clap clap clap* GO ME!

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first gif ive ever made…tis ok…its off the mastodon vid for oblivion.

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first gif ive ever made…tis ok…its off the mastodon vid for oblivion.

“Back off Bitch, he’s mine!!!”
Oh Trill, what would we do without you?

“Back off Bitch, he’s mine!!!”

Oh Trill, what would we do without you?

And Brann’s all like “Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn’t doubt me!”

And Brann’s all like “Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn’t doubt me!”