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A Pretty Unflattering/Cruel Review of "Live at the Aragon" → thatsnotmetal.com

*CLICK TITLE TO READ*

While making some good points, this guy is still a bit of an ass. Here’s an excerpt:

Frontman Brent Hinds singing live sounds a lot like this stray cat that used to hang around outside my place, moaning for handouts, but was too butt ugly and mangy looking to get any. One moment of weakness, I put an open can of tuna outside, and before you know it, I had Brent Hinds scratching my window and singing The Czar at 3 o’clock every morning looking for some more goddamn tuna. Cold buckets of water and vicious neighbor dogs did little to phase him. Brent Hinds was hungry.

Well DUH, of course Brent sounds like a cat in pain, that’s the who point of his vocal style.

Mar 31, 20116 notes
#Mastodon #Critics #They always sing badly live? #Not really
Music The Guys In Mastodon Like That You May Not Have Known About...

Brent is a fan of Placebo (Found this out while reading the blog of an ex-friend, she mentioned seeing Brent at a festival and how he was looking forward to seeing Placebo perform).

Troy is a fan of My Chemical Romance (As mentioned in an interview with Metal Hammer. So is his daughter; that might have something to do with it).

Brann is a fan of Britney Spears (He attended a date on Britney’s 2009 Circus tour after being invited by a friend of Britney’s stage guitarist).

Bill is a fan of Jack’s Mannequin (Hence a T-shirt he wore during a Portuguese interview a couple of years ago).

Did any of these surprise you?

Mar 31, 20116 notes
#Mastodon #Placebo #My Chemical Romance #Britney Spears #Jack's Mannequin
BRANN DAILOR WENT TO A FURRY CONVENTION D:

fuckyeahbranndailor:

True shit. That and he has a cat named Dr. Fluff.

»>READ THE INTERVIEW BY CLICKING HERE««

This interview is slightly scary, hints of bestiality, lots of other sex talk…be forewarned ;)

Mar 31, 20118 notes
#Mastodon #Brann Dailor #Furries #Uhhh...
Mar 31, 201119 notes
#Troy Sanders #Brann Dailor #Mastodon
Check Out The New Links Page!

It suddenly occurred to me that “duh, I can just create a separate links page to save space on the front page”. Anyway, visit some other FuckYeahs and non-Tumblr sites that will titillate your senses!

http://fuckyeahmastodon.tumblr.com/links

Mar 30, 20111 note
Mar 30, 20117 notes
#Brann Dailor #Stone Sour #Corey Taylor #Mastodon #WTF
Mar 29, 201117 notes
#Brent Hinds #Mastodon #Lars Ulrich #Metallica
Quick Note

Just got contacted from someone who runs another blog claiming that I swiped photos from his site. He ordered me to remove them, so I complied. For the record, I only used two photos from the site, one on my personal blog for an article and the photo of Troy’s other band Bully, used here, and his tags were left on both with the original link. As far as I know, these are photos that he did not take but he may have ownership of them some way. Any others he claimed were found on other sites.

From time to time I find images on the web of the band and am not aware of who they belong to. If you find your image here and want to be credited or want them removed, please leave a note in our ask box with the URL and we will comply. Sorry for the inconvenience. Shit happens.

- Doro

PS: I also need to add that no one is making money from this website. We are not getting paid to post other peoples’ content. This is a Tumblr site, for God’s sakes. Nobody gets paid on Tumblr. Besides, I don’t want to get money from this blog. FuckYeahMastodon is a labor of love, not a business.

Mar 29, 20113 notes
Iron Tusk. Hopefully this GIF works.

Mar 29, 201110 notes
Play
Mar 28, 20119 notes
#Brent Hinds #Mastodon
Mar 28, 201115 notes
#Mastodon
Mar 28, 201123 notes
#Mastodon
Play
Mar 25, 20111 note
Mar 24, 201166 notes
Here's a salute to Bill, Mastodon's string master: Becoming 40 is not a disaster. Launch the Viking ship from your guitar strap and sail it to Norway, where it belongs, ASAP. A cruise with captain Kelliher and his Masto-crew would have been fun if it came true :)
Mar 23, 20111 note
Just Found Out...

That our lovely Brent Hinds was born on January 12, 1974, making him a Capricorn. Shame that his birthday has already passed :(

Oh well, there’s always next year!

Mar 23, 20116 notes
#Brent Hinds #Mastodon
Happy birthday bill, have an awesome day. Heres to another 40 years of siiiick riffs.
Mar 23, 2011
Dear Bill, happy birthday! You still keep it metal as fuck even being 40! You're the biggest nerd in metal :) Mastodon would not be what it is without you! Have a great bday <3 love, Beth
Mar 23, 2011
Mar 23, 201116 notes
#Bill Kelliher #Mastodon
Mar 22, 201124 notes
#Troy Sanders #Kyle Sanders #Mastodon #Bloodsimple #MonstrO
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